A huge section of the jokes comprises of knock-knock jokes. These jokes are asked in a question-answer manner, with a smart pun at the end. They are for kids, as well the as adults, depending on the punchline. The joke started in 1606 when William Shakespeare wrote it in Act 2, Scene 3 of his famous play, Macbeth. Though, that was in a different form from what we see today. The original format was first used in 1936 Associated Press newspaper article.
How to Use Knock Knock Jokes
We're talking about knock-knock jokes, of course! 1.png Mamiverse Team 2018-04-21 07:-04-21 11:57:07 20 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes to Crack Up Over. Knock, knock, ginger (also known as knock down ginger, ding dong ditch, chap door run, chappies, knock knock, zoom zoom and numerous variants) is a prank or game dating back to 19th-century England, or possibly the earlier Cornish traditional holiday of Nickanan Night.
You can use knock knock joke in a social gathering. Most of these jokes are pretty safe for the public and not exactly offensive. Other than some exceptions, of course. The knock-knock jokes' scenario is that the person telling the joke pretends as if he is a guest at their house and says 'Knock Knock'. The recipient is supposed to reply with, 'Who's there?' In response, the teller gives a name or a description (for example, Doris). And the respondent is supposed to say '— who?' Here is when the person hits with the punchline (for example, 'Doris open so I thought I would drop by'). Knock Knock jokes make good icebreakers. You can also use them to spark up your dry texting. This would result in a great exchange of texts and even greater laughs. Perfecto send them to your crush, he/she will be compelled to reply.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
A cow says
A cow says who?
No, idiot, a cow says Moo.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Anything you say can and will be held against you
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex the questions around here
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Etch
Etch who?
Bless you
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I will have some almonds though
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You are welcome
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
I butter not tell you
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, this is why I had to knock the door
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Boo who, you whore
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell this is why I had to knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iran
Iran who?
I ran here to tell you this joke
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Opportunity
Stop being silly, opportunity only knocks once
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amish
Amish who?
I miss you, too
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
You are just in time to hear me crack lame jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
It is a T.V good show
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Urine
Urine who?
You're insecure, don't know what for
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, how about you?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin' they hatin'
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting c-
Moooo
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it is really cold outside
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell it is broken
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next door
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake please hear me out
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
Easy, W H O
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to be such a crybaby it is only a joke
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you are doing a listen to me
Knock Knock
Who's there?
To
To who?
Wrong, it is to whom
Knock Knock
Who's there?
CD
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
Europe early this morning
Knock Knock
Who's there?
France
France who?
France of the family
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Heaven
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you for a long time.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Are you an owl?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you will see
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hip
Hip who?
Hippopotamus.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard, you like to be knocking for a change
Knock Knock
Who's there?
House
House who?
House you doing?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iva
Iva who?
Iva sore hand from all this knocking
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lock
Lock who?
Lock who it is after all this time
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mango
Mango who?
Man just go to the door and answer it already
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I am here
Knock-knock Cast
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary me
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Max
Max who?
Max no difference, jut open the damn door
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your damn business
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pasta
Pasta who?
Pasta salt, will you?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pudding
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before wearing pants is a bad idea
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Razor
Razor who
Razor hands and do the boogie
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting raven
Interrupting ra–
Caw Caw
Knock Knock Track
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rough
Rough who?
Rough, rough, rough it is your dog
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Riot
Riot who?
Riot on time here I am
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sorry
Sorry who?
Sorry wrong door
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin your house
Hiveswap friendsim - volume eleven crack. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snowbody
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sarah
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Suspense
Suspense who?
— Xming portable putty for mac.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ears
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you
Knock Knock
Who's there?
France
France who?
France of the family
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Heaven
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you for a long time.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Are you an owl?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you will see
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hip
Hip who?
Hippopotamus.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard, you like to be knocking for a change
Knock Knock
Who's there?
House
House who?
House you doing?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iva
Iva who?
Iva sore hand from all this knocking
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lock
Lock who?
Lock who it is after all this time
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mango
Mango who?
Man just go to the door and answer it already
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I am here
Knock-knock Cast
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary me
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Max
Max who?
Max no difference, jut open the damn door
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your damn business
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pasta
Pasta who?
Pasta salt, will you?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pudding
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before wearing pants is a bad idea
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Razor
Razor who
Razor hands and do the boogie
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting raven
Interrupting ra–
Caw Caw
Knock Knock Track
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rough
Rough who?
Rough, rough, rough it is your dog
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Riot
Riot who?
Riot on time here I am
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sorry
Sorry who?
Sorry wrong door
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin your house
Hiveswap friendsim - volume eleven crack. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snowbody
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sarah
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Suspense
Suspense who?
— Xming portable putty for mac.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ears
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wire
Wire who?
Wire you asking me?
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